How Mother Nature Can Save Hamilton Mall in Mays Landing

I figured it out — that is it! This is how we are able to flip round Hamilton Mall in Mays Landing.

We’ve lengthy kicked-around concepts on save the struggling Hamilton Mall. Over the previous couple of years, Sears left, adopted by JC Penney, after which Shoppers World. It’s kinda desolate inside, even throughout the current Christmas purchasing season. And it was much more desolate Wednesday evening and Thursday morning with the mall briefly closing for utility points.

Now, first issues first. There are some points with this concept. I’ll get to these in a bit. But earlier than you dismiss these concepts, learn the entire thing.

Mother Nature can save Hamilton Mall.

Well, at the least in the winter.

And when there is a foot of snow on the bottom.

Here’s my concept: the subsequent time we get a ton of snow, the mall must put it to good use and never simply push it round.

What in the event that they took all of that snow and turned it into South Jersey’s largest sledding hill?

Pile all of it up into one big mountain — I imply, a few tales tall. Turn it into the most important sledding hill anyplace round right here, cost folks a few bucks to make use of it, and become profitable off of it.

Or — what if all of that snow was piled up and all of South Jersey was invited out to what could be the world’s largest snowball struggle. Just think about lots of of individuals over by Sears and lots of extra over by Macy’s and so they all meet in the center for an epic snowball struggle.

It. Would. Be. Epic.

I imply, we’ve got to show the mall round — it is an enormous a part of Mays Landing. The mall wants one thing massive and out-of-the-box to get folks there, proper? Admit it, you’ll at the least watch the world’s largest snowball struggle on the mall. Think of the media publicity it will get.

Now, as I stated earlier than, there are some logistical (and monetary) points with my grand concepts. First, I can not think about the legal responsibility points the mall would face with both a three-story-tall sledding hill or hundreds of individuals chucking snowballs at one another. I can solely think about what the insurance coverage insurance policies would value on these concepts.

Secondly, constructing an enormous snow mountain may be logistically inconceivable (yeah, and a bit harmful, too).

Third, we do not precisely get plenty of big snowstorms. The foot that we received the opposite day was essentially the most snow we obtained from one storm in 4 years.

But — you gotta admit, it will be enjoyable…