THE ARK—God has promised to flood the Earth as a result of mankind’s wickedness and has tasked Noah with constructing an ark and taking with him a pair of every form of animal to protect their offspring. Unfortunately, the entire animals chosen ended up being males as Noah is just not a biologist.
“Let’s see here…every kind of clean animal, unclean animal, and bird of the air. Looks like we got ’em all!” exclaimed Noah surveying all of the animals on board. “We’re ready to be sealed up and not a moment too late—the water is rising fast!”
According to members of his household, simply as Noah was sitting down and getting settled, the Lord requested Noah why the ark was filled with solely male animals and never female and male pairs of every variety. “Well, the funny thing is, God, I’m not really what you might call a biologist so I have no way of knowing if I grabbed a male or female.”
“I just took a wild guess and did my best in this context. Without any special, official training it was impossible to tell them apart.” continued Noah. “So not a single female on board, huh? Honestly, I’m not even sure how I managed to do that. My bad?”
At publishing time, the Lord mentioned his coronary heart was grieved and that he regretted making human beings on the earth.
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